PREMIERE

WAYYYY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS GIRL LAST NIGHT. WHO KNEW WAITING IN LINE FOR HOURS COULD RESULT IN SO MUCH LAUGHTER?

I LOVE MY FRIENDS.

NOSTALGIC NIGHT

$82.75

^ THAT IS HOW MUCH I SPENT AT HOT TOPIC TONIGHT. I WENT IN THERE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PURCHASING AN ECLIPSE T-SHIRT FOR THE PREMIERE TOMORROW NIGHT. I END UP BUYING CINDERELLA, DOUG, ROCKO, AND REPTAR MEMORABILIA. I WAS LIKE IN A 90'S WONDERLAND!

MAN, I MISS BEING A KID.

HOWEVER, I DID DO AN EXCEPTIONAL JOB ON MY SPEECH EXAM TONIGHT.

OH AND I DID GET THAT ECLIPSE SHIRT.

AMAZING.FREAKING.PRESENT.

I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE IN FOREVER. I FINALLY FIND IT TO WATCH IT WITH KYLE AND THE VHS IS BROKEN. SO, WHAT DOES HE DO? FIND IT ONLINE AND ORDER IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY? WHY, YES, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

DID I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND IS AWESOME?

AMANDA EASTON

TALKING TO HER ABOUT MY DAY AND ANALYZING TEXTS JUST ISN'T THE SAME WHEN IT'S DONE OVER THE PHONE.

PUT THAT ONE ON THE LIST OF THINGS I REALLY, REALLY MISS.

TODAY WAS A FAIRYTALE

WELL, NOT JUST TODAY, BUT EVERY DAY BASICALLY. I'M JUST HAPPY. I KNOW, WEIRD CONCEPT. BUT NOTHING CAN REALLY BURST MY BUBBLE OF BLISS THESE DAYS (KNOCK ON WOOD)

HAD AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY BTW CONSISTING OF FREE FOOD, CINDERELLA CAKE, AND BOY TIME. I COULD DEFINITELY MAKE THIS A ROUTINE.

FINISHED MY SPEECH! MEANING, I JUST HAVE TO SPEND ALL DAY TOMORROW MEMORIZING IT. NO BIGGIE, RIGHT?

AND YES, I KNOW MY PICTURE OF THE DAY IS A BIT OLD. I'M HAVING A BIT OF NOSTALGIA LATELY, AND I'M GOING WITH IT.

I MISS OU.

I MISS FREEDOM.

I MISS MY OLD JOB.

I MISS CANES.

I MISS LIVING WITH MY BEST FRIENDS A FEW FEET AWAY.

BUT...PART OF ME DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE LAWTON AGAIN.

I'VE GOTTEN ATTACHED TO WORK FRIENDS. AND SEEING MY BROS ALL THE TIME. AND...HIM.

IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS & 39 MIN

SINCE MY BIRTHDAY ENDED AND MOTHER HAS ALREADY TAKEN TO YELLING, CURSING, AND TELLING ME HOW DISRESPECTFUL I AM.

HERE GOES YET ANOTHER YEAR.

FLOOR STATUS

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT LAST NIGHT WAS BY FAR THE MOST RIDICULOUS. NIGHT. EVER.

IS IT BAD THAT I NEVER EVEN MADE IT INSIDE THE CLUB? OH WELL, I HAD AN AMAZING TIME.

I REALIZED THAT I HAVE SOME AWESOME FRIENDS (BECAUSE THEY DNT MIND TAKING CARE OF ME WHEN I'M A TOTAL SHIT SHOW) AND ALSO THAT I CAN ONLY DRINK SO MUCH BEFORE MY ASS ENDS UP ON THE GROUND. IN ANY CASE, IT WAS DEFINITELY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (WELL, THE PARTS I can REMEMBER, THAT IS).

THIS STUPID SPEECH HAS ME DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PROCRASTINATE. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET SO BORED YOU WOULD RATHER BE HANGING OUT WITH YOUR MOM TO PASS THE TIME? WELL, THAT'S ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW. HENCE THE REASON WHY I'M WATCHING SOAP OPERAS.

OH! AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY THAT... HE'S AMAZING. REALLY IS. AND IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN DATING HIM AND ENJOYING SINGLE LIFE, I MIGHT ACTUALLY PICK THE BOY.

-Rose Macaulay

We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.

GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS AND PLAYING GAMES WIF THE BRO TONIGHT. IT RLY DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

...OH UNTIL MOTHER SCREWS IT UP WITH HER TYRANNY.

SHOULD BE SLEEPING

SOOOOOO.... =)

I JUST GOT HOME FROM A LITTLE MOVIE NIGHT & IT DEFINITELY RECEIVES 2 THUMBS UP.

IT almost MADE ME FORGET ABOUT ALL THE TRAGIC EVENTS THAT PRECEDED IT TODAY.

1. I HAD TO PEE IN A CUP... ALRIGHT, EXCEPT I HAVE AWFUL AIM.

2. MOTHER THINKS SHE NEEDS TO SCHEDULE MY TIME FOR ME. I STRONGLY DISAGREE.

3. I DID NOT GET TO ACCOMPLISH THE 3 MAJOR THINGS ON MY TO-DO LIST TODAY (NOT TOO TRAGIC, BUT JUST SAYIN).

4. OH AND I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE A PART OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT.

JUST FOR THE RECORD, NO I WILL NOT CHANGE MY BIRTHDAY PLANS TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS. NO, I DON'T TAKE BACK ANYTHING I SAID, PROFANITY INCLUDED. AND NO, I DON'T NEED YOU. THIS BEING SAID, GROW UP AND STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT... IT'S NOT COOL.

GOOD NEWS IS, I'M STILL TOO HAPPY ABOUT HIM TO EVEN BE UPSET ABOUT THAT SITUATION ANYMORE.

SIMPLY HAPPY

TOTALLY KICKED MY SPEECH'S ASS TODAY. JUST SAYIN.

AND WRK WAS ACTUALLY...FUN? SO WEIRD. BUT I LOVE MY COWORKERS SO IT MAKES WORK NOT SO BAD.

YEAH OKAY SO THIS GUY... =)

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SUMMER AS A SWINGER FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME...EVER. AND THEN THIS GUY IS RANDOMLY THROWN INTO MY LIFE AND I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LIKE HIM? WHAT IS THIS? I GUESS I HAVE NO REASON TO COMPLAIN, AND I COULD STILL BE A "SWINGER" IF I SO CHOSE TO, BUT FOR SOME REASON HE'S THE ONLY GUY I CAN CONCENTRATE ON.

HELLOOOOO?!?!? I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY YET!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I THINK I MAY ACTUALLY BE TURNING INTO A GROWN UP.

FACT:

SOMETIMES SOPHIE

KISSES ARE ALL NEED

I WANT...

A GUY WHO APPRECIATES ME.

& IS TOTALLY COOL W/ ME WEARING CUTE CLOTHES OR RUNNING SHORTS.

& WHO LIKES TALKING TO ME NONSTOP BUT WHO ISN'T CLINGY.

& WHO LOVES GOD, SCHOOL, AND FAMILY.

& WHO IS GOING SOMEWHERE IN LIFE.

& IS SOBER MORE OFTEN THAN NOT.

& LIKES TO CUDDLE.

& WHO ISN'T TOO BUSY TO LISTEN TO ME VENT ABOUT WORK.

& LIKES WATCHING LAME MOVIES WITH ME.

& IS JUST A NICE GUY.

IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH? OH MY B.

OKAY SO AFTER PROCRASTINATING FOR THE LAST WEEK, THIS IS WHAT I'VE COME UP WITH FOR THE FIRST HALF OF MY SPEECH. NOT PERFECT, BUT IT'S A START.

SUCK ON THAT.

YES, I HAVE A SPEECH TO WRITE.

YES, I HAVE SLEEP TO CATCH UP ON.

YES, I HAVE LAUNDRY TO DO.

BUT...ALL THIS CAN WAIT UNTIL I AM FINISHED PARTYING.

BACK TO BASICS

TODAY WAS THE LAST FULL DAY OF VBS... TELL ME WHY I WAS TEARY-EYED AFTER ONLY KNOWING THESE KIDS FOR A WK. EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE TEACHER, I THINK I LEARNED WAY MORE FROM THEM THAN THEY DID FROM ME. THEY REMINDED ME HOW MUCH FUN LIFE IS, AND THAT IT RLY ISN'T ALL THAT COMPLEX. SO...

1. IF YOU EVER GET BORED, JUST PLAY SIMON SAYS WITH A ROLLY POLLY.

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL FEEL GRUMPY THE REST OF THE DAY.

3. AND IF YOU WANT TO HOLD SOMEONE'S HAND, JUST DO IT, BECAUSE THE WORST THEY CAN DO IS PULL AWAY. AND IF THAT HAPPENS, THERE'S ANOTHER KID WHO WILL APPRECIATE THE COMPANY OF YOUR HAND.

OH. AND WHICH JC PENNEY SALES ASSOCIATE RECEIVED A SILVER PIN FOR EXCELLENT CUSTOMER SERVICE?

-THIS GIRL-

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING...

...WHEN YOU SMILE EVERY TIME YOU THINK ABOUT THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE?

...WHEN YOU LOVE TALKING TO THEM NONSTOP, EVEN WHEN THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY?

...WHEN YOU GIVE UP A MUCH-NEEDED NAP JUST TO GO SPEND SOME TIME WITH THEM?

YEAH, WELL THAT'S ME RIGHT NOW. AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

SLEEP-DEPRIVED WITH A HINT OF BITCHINESS

DAY 2 OF VBS- COMPLETED

I KNOW I'VE ALWAYS SAID I WANT TO BE A TEACHER, BUT REALLY? MUST YOU ALL FEEL THE NEED TO HOLD MY HAND AT THE SAME TIME? OR TAKE 8 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM IN AN HOUR? AND, HONESTLY, I'M NOT THAT ARTSY-FARTSY, SO HANDING ME GLITTER AND GLUE STICKS WILL NOT GET YOU VERY FAR.

DESPITE ALL THIS, I STILL LOVE MY KIDS, AND I LOVE THAT THEY THINK I'M COOL.

AS FOR SUMMER SCHOOL, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD STOP KICKING MY ASS. THANKS.

UM, HI

I'M NOT A BLOGGER. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG W/ IT; IT'S JUST NOT MY THING.

I DNT EXPECT ANYONE TO READ THIS... NOT AT ALL. BUT I HAVE AN ASS LOAD OF THINGS IN MY HEAD, AND NO ONE I RLY CARE TO SHARE THEM W/.

SO, INTERNET, THIS IS ME. TOTALLY, AND COMPLETELY REAL AND UNCENSORED.